Report by James Wyatt (via WhatsApp):

We bowled first and we didn't have any bowling. I think I had to open with a 13-year-old Zoe. And had Joss first change [Harsh on the club's third highest wicket-taker - ed.].

They then were so cocky and arrogant as they thought we would be skittled for about 30. But we had a god batting line up, and most contributed. Cliff also turned up halfway through and continually walked around the boundary for about three hours shouting out. Their faces turned and got serious when they finally realised at about 180/2 that they might lose. Was priceless.